Here we go.
My heart is racing at pi cubed
Meters per nanosecond
My temperature is rising to 3,011 Kelvin
My salivary glands have stopped functioning
But thanks to my eccrine sweat glands
My palms are now drowning

I am a nerd but I am in love

When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing

When we gaze in each other’s oculi
I feel like I won the spelling bee first prize
The Agapornis sings its loveliest melodies
The Apis mellifera makes its sweetest honey

Through my thick spectacles
My assessment is you’re beautiful

When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing
It’s so special just to watch it happening
When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing

I love you more than
Einstein, Shakespeare, or Pascal,
Cryptozoology, rocket science, history,
And even calculus,
Chess, ping pong, Sudoku,
And also RPG’s
You mean much more to me
Than a perfect score on my SAT

My world ameliorates when we are together

When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing
It’s so special just to watch it happening
When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing
You can see the chemistry between
When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing

©2006 Stand Up Citizens (David Loti and Monica Filgo).